marksherwood wrote:
What have i missed ?
Richard Bandler and John Grinder are co-hosting an event called “Back to Basics”
Chris Morris will produce the video and Jonathan Altfeld will make the CD with special voice over commentary. Steve Andreas will edit the book which will be reviewed by Eric Robbie and be included as the first chapter. When interviewed Mr Robbie said "This will probably be the best review ever written by a Human Being".
The BBC have commissioned a new Game Show call ‘Name that Meta Model Violation’ hosted by Bruce Forsyth (Nice to see you …. To see who specifically). Contestants will have to out bid each other to name as many violations as they can in a well know phrase or saying.
Chris Morris and Bridget McKenna will be getting married in the Spring as part of an exciting new modelling project. Anyone who wants an invite should phone a special non-existent telephone number. This is to ensure that people who only come for a bit of free wedding cake are filtered out. Michael DeBusk will be responsible for security. He will immediately anchor any loonies that break in and make sure they quickly join the fairies in fairy land.
Gabe’s wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl to be called Kinesthetica. She weighed 15lbs 2 ozs at birth and was immediately put on Paul McKenna new programme “I can make you thin by just drinking milk for 3 months”.
Other News – Jonathan Alfeld has new speed seduction CD just out where you will place a brown paper bag over your head and then attempt to get anything you bump into straight to bed with just the use of compelling tonality.
Richard Bandler has officially announced that the Meta Model is no longer part of NLP because he is pissed of with Smart Arses coming up to him and saying “Are you one of the co-inventors of NLP? Which one exactly?”
Apart from that, not a lot
Who did you say you were?
John
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