Ever had those moments when you just want to tell the other person what you really think about them at that moment...?
(I actually did that in the queue at Chatham Post Office today and I thought I was going to be killed... fortunately for me they were all too bone idle to actually be bothered to beat me up! lol)

Anyway, here's the thread for anybody who's sick of reason, reasons, reasoning, being reasoned, reasonable, being reasoned with and just fancies being completely unreasonable for a spell....


Reasonable and Tolerant behaviour will not be accepted here!



So, I'll start with some random ones and let's all see just how unreasonable we can be....

For starters, depressive people need to cheer up and stop whining about how terrible their lives are. They're generally lazy and selfish wasters who just need to do more with their time, be grateful and shut up about their pathetic lives for a change...

Fat people need to be force-marched daily until they learn not to be so greedy. Witholding food from them is being cruel to be kind.

Modern people have it too easy and are ungrateful with it, they all need to be traumatised by having no electricity for a month and no cars or mobile technology either.

Meta model fans who say I'm generalising above, when YOU KNOW WHO and WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT need a very specific kick in a very specific place!

Unemployed people need to be made to work in their local communities as a contribution to entitle them to the rest of us's money. No excuses.

Teenagers and young people in general are all wrong about everything, just because I'm older and I say so. Actually, that's almost too reasonable... just BECAUSE I say so!

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I feel better already.
Don't even think about reasoning with me here - remember this is fight club - anywhere else I'll be reasonable...

...as I ever am that is!!