A man is walking along a beach sad and depressed when he hears a booming voice from the heavens.

"DIG!" says the voice. The man looks around a little confused.

"DIG!" Booms the voice again. The man thinks what the hell and starts digging at the sand in front of him. Suddenly he hits a wooden box. He picks it up and the voice shouts -

"OPEN!" He opens it to see hundreds of gold coins. He's a little taken aback but the voice shouts again -

"CASINO!" What the hell, thinks the guy, so off he walks. He enters the casino door when he hears the voice shout -

"ROULETTE!" He walks over to the roulette table and awaits more instructions.

"16 BLACK!" the voice says. So the man puts the whole chest on 16 black, the wheel is spun and it lands on 5 red.

"FUCK!" booms the voice...