You might not have known this, but a lot of
non-living objects are actually either male
or female. Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they
hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once
turned off; it takes a while to warm them up
again. They are an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but
can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald
easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because
to get them to go anywhere, you have to light
a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are
soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they\'re
constantly being looked at and frequently
getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always
use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because,
over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000
years, they\'ve hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably
thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he\'d be lost
without it, and while he doesn\'t always know
which buttons to push, he just keeps
trying