| The Law of Requisite Varieties II An Irishman from Derry was walking through a field when he saw a man
drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Irishman shouts,
"Ná hól an t-uisce, tá sé lán de chac bó" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)
The man turns and looks at the Irishman obviously annoyed, "I'm English, speak English not gibberish you idiot, I don't understand you".
The Derryman shouts back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in." |