Why don't blind people like to skydive? It scares the shit out of their dogs.

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A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes the man looks over and stares intentively on the youth's multicolored mowhawk. The teenager looks over at the man and says "What's the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life?"
The man responeded with "I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son."

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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh please, excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I’m blind & can't see."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

"Well, I really don't know," replied the bunny. "I'm blind and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and said, "Well, you're soft and cuddly, and you have long silky ears and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"

The bunny replied, "I can't thank you enough! But by the way, what kind of animal are you?" The snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him.

When the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and replied, "You're soft, you're cold, you're slippery and you haven't got any balls. You must be in the Bush Administration."

dude - you're supposed to be studying not joking!

Get your ass back in the trance!!

;-)

oh yeah....sorry...dude.....

you will need sound on for this to work,

I should come up with a witty introduction such as 'lost in translation' or 'take ownership the response you want' but hey, it is a Saturday.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLl5AcN_G24]YouTube - what are you thinking about?[/ame]