Merry Xmas......to One And to All
On This Wonderful Site ,
That Does so much for All..

It Brings Us Together,
And Allows Us To Talk ,
Which Gives Us The Gift,
Now of Walking The Walk

It Gives Us The Gift,
Of The Questions We Ask,
Which Allows Us To Tackle ,
The Most Difficult Tasks

It Gives Us The Gift,
Of Comm-un-ique
And Allows Us To Say
What We , Just Have To Say !

It Gives Us The Gift,
Of Not Being Alone ,
When Our Friends ......Think We're Nuts,
A Bit Close To The Bone......?

It Gives Us The Knowledge,
That We Need To Succeed,
In The Life That We Live,
That Is All, That We Need ,

So A Very .....Merry Xmas ,
To You Folks , One And All,
I Hope You're There For Me,
If I Start To Fall..

If It Happens To You...
Then Just Give Me A Call
But For Now, Merry Xmas ,
Cos I Love You All !!!!!!!


Thank you one and all , on this site , for the entertainment , the love , the controversy , and the solutions , to all of life's little problems , that we have normally "wrapped up ' , within a couple of days......and generally gone on to cause more problems LATER haha !

RESPECT AND LOVE TO YOU ALL........FROM ME AND MINE !!!! :tongue: PETER WALSH WWW. HYPNOTIST1WORLDWIDE.COM

A Politically Correct Christmas Story




'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labour conditions at the North Pole
were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their rooftops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."

And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorised use of his nose
And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.
So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,

Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.
And as for the gifts, why, he'd never had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.

Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot.
Nothing that clamoured or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls, or just for the boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.
For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
So Santa just stood there, dishevelled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word today.
His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.

A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;
Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
May you and your loved ones, enjoy peace on Earth.

Thanks Peter, you continually brighten up my day with your posts Merry Christmas :cool:

Lovely poem, and your Politically correct Christmas story was excellent too Farida

[quote=billyfarrell;18781]Thanks Peter, you continually brighten up my day with your posts Merry Christmas

Lovely poem, and your Politically correct Christmas story was excellent too Farida /quote]

Now you're not saying mine wasn't Poor-Literary-(Correct) are you Bill ? LOL !

Merry Xmas , to you and yours Bill and a Happy New Year !

WOW Farida, very impressive, what site did you get it from?? :P

Wow Martha tut tut tut CHEEKY, from the same as this my dear...........

"IS IT ALL REAL?IS IT TIME FOR DRIFTING? NO TIS BETTER TO DREAM NO DREAMS, EVERY ATOM DREAMS OF THE DARKNESS AND THE COLD, FEW MAKE KNOWN THEY HAVE BEEN REARED ON THE HARDEST ROAD....................................."


:tongue:

A MERE SNIPPET YOU HAVE READ THE OTHERS YOURSELF HAHA (SORRY BOUT THE CAPS CANT BE ASKEDTO TURN IT OFF TAKES TI MUCH TIME

BYE AND SEE YOU TOMMOROW.

X

I know, I know, you are always bombarding me with your poetry......not that I mind
Have you finished your Master Prac course yet? Oh & yes I will see you onhere tomorrow
Bye cheeky 2!!
X

Sorry sorry sorry I meant master trainers hahaha???

Thats cause your the only one worth giving them too. Nope aint finished it yet when do you complete your pych PHD?. It will be nice for your kind assistance should I embark on it in the near future.

Still 2 years chick, does get a tad tedious at times. Anyways we best shat up what with it being a xmas thread n all that.

Oh n appy christmas everyone, av a goodn!! X

yes your right Marth, just a wee reminder for you if you ask the moderators they may just add the real play features so you can play and let everyone hear your cliff richard tracks.

Christmas time etc etc etc mistletoe and wine gettin pissed and very hi.......... oh anyway must dash

ta ra
hahahahahahahahaha

I have copied the greatest hits for you & sent it this morn...............ENJOY!! x

Thank you Marth, you are always so kind and considerate I am in need of a new coaster and that will do just fine.

thats not nice lady!!!!

How bout a £20 waterstones voucher?? Then you can buy the Victoria Beckham autobiography you have been winging on about it for the past 2 months X

Hey,

That is really kind of you but I think it wouldbe best if you lent me your copy, however as the case may be you may not wish to be separated from your copy so maybe you can get me one from the local charity shop, i think you can get it for about 0.50p thus enabling you to save a bundle.

Much love
F

Yes Farida you are right as always, I do not wish to be seperated with my SIGNED copy LMAO

See you tomorrow for lunchyyyyyyyyy & a drinkyyyyyyyyyy
loverrrrr youuuu

X